My Weirder School weirder than ever! The third grade has won a weird contest, so they get to go on a field trip to the zoo. That's how they meet Miss Child, the weirdest zookeeper in the history of the world. She thinks animals are smarter than people! She thinks elephants can paint pictures! She keeps snakes in her pockets for fun! Guess who's going to wind up in a cage with a lion?

Cover
Title Page
Dedication
Contents
Chapter 1 - We Win!
Chapter 2 - The New Girl
Chapter 3 - Miss Child Is Weird
Chapter 4 - My Zoo Buddy
Chapter 5 - Binky the Elephant
Chapter 6 - Lulu the Gorilla